EXT. BILL MURRAY’S PATIO - DAY
Bill Murray meets with the man who will build his pool on a warm Spring afternoon.
POOL GUY: Oh hey, you’re the Bill Murray.
BILL MURRAY: Yep.
POOL GUY: I loved you in The Razor’s Edge.
BILL MURRAY: Uhh, okay. Anyways, can you build me a pool? Like a giant pool?
POOL GUY: Yeah, sure.
BILL MURRAY: But I want one that can be seen from space. Or at least a satellite. You know, huuuuge.
POOL GUY: Uh-huh.
BILL MURRAY: And I want the Cubs logo to be visible, too.
POOL GUY: Well, that might—
Bill Murray grabs the pool guy and kisses him on the lips.
BILL MURRAY (Whispering): No one will ever believe you.
